No, no, no, take away this email, we don't want the email to find us. We want to return home and hide under the blanket with our cat, and lock the door so the email won't be able to enter. Can the email just go away? It's uninvited. It's unsolicited. Go away, email, if you're not a cat we don't want you. Don't ever find us. Go away.
We think it's gone. Is it really gone? Can we go back to snuggle our cat? We want to do that with no worries, definitely not ones about email finding us. Ew. We do not accept email here. Only cats. Well, you know what? We can accept cat memes. We accept only cats and cat memes. Technically you can email us the cat memes - and this is the only email we'll allow. Other than that - no email is allowed.
Do you have an email full of cat memes? So this email may go through to our inbox and find us. This is the only email we'd be glad to have today. Yes, it may find us.
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