It's not a secret anymore that the Cat Distribution Systemโข is a thing. The CDS used to work in secret, distributing cats all over the world to hearty hoomans who needed a cat. At least according to the CDS. People might've found their new fluffy feline friend in the street, during a hike in the middle of nowhere, or even already inside their homes - which they now share with said cat sent by the CDS. This system works wonders, housing cats from all over.
And now? Now the CDS is not that secret anymore - it works in broad daylight, and people sometimes actually expect it to work its wonders and distribute a furbulous feline friend for them. One of them found their now-queen-of-the-houseโฆ in the trash! Honestly, with the pictures they've shared it's hard to tell this cat was ever in a trash, outside, living alone. She looks like a precious pampered princess - which is exactly what she deserves to be. And not just her - all the other cats that are out there, not yet found by the CDS to be given to a hearty hooman.
Some other cat pawrents shared stories of how the Cat Distribution Systemโข gave them their fluffy feline BFF, and some even shared pictures. And let us tell you, they all look like the kings and queens of the house - exactly as they should be.
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