It's not a secret anymore that the Cat Distribution System™ is a thing. The CDS used to work in secret, distributing cats all over the world to hearty hoomans who needed a cat. At least according to the CDS. People might've found their new fluffy feline friend in the street, during a hike in the middle of nowhere, or even already inside their homes - which they now share with said cat sent by the CDS. This system works wonders, housing cats from all over.
And now? Now the CDS is not that secret anymore - it works in broad daylight, and people sometimes actually expect it to work its wonders and distribute a furbulous feline friend for them. One of them found their now-queen-of-the-house… in the trash! Honestly, with the pictures they've shared it's hard to tell this cat was ever in a trash, outside, living alone. She looks like a precious pampered princess - which is exactly what she deserves to be. And not just her - all the other cats that are out there, not yet found by the CDS to be given to a hearty hooman.
Some other cat pawrents shared stories of how the Cat Distribution System™ gave them their fluffy feline BFF, and some even shared pictures. And let us tell you, they all look like the kings and queens of the house - exactly as they should be.
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