Ah, to be a cat. To move around the house as the sun moves slowly in the sky, looking for the next optimal sunbeam spot to nap in. To loaf in any spot you'd like, just to assert dominance by being that chill. To look at every room you enter and think for yourself "I can spot at least five comfortable nap places, and there's nothing and no one that can stop me from reaching there". To know that if you make cute sounds treats come in packets, but honestly? They come even if you're just… kind of there. Cats live their best cozy life, and we're standing on the sidelines, adoring them.
And, oh boy, do we adore cats. We love their floofy fur and how they let us pet it. We appreciate their biscuit-making skills, especially if they do it on our laps. And we adore their supreme reign over our houses, gardens, and streets. Cats are the kings and queens of this Earth, and we are but their humble hooman servants, purroud catslaves, ever loyal subjects in their eternal kingdoms that we call "our homes".
We just wish we could be cats, even if only for one day. Cats are so majestic, so meowgnificent, so purrecious. How could anybody not want to be a cat?
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